This is #55 of a series in which I read correspondence between me and people who have questions, comments, or–more often–misconceptions about asexuality. In this video, I read a “humorous” article someone wrote about asexuality in which we were portrayed as hilariously worked up about what we don’t do, with multiple potshots at misrepresentations of our community. And then I explain why what this person did isn’t the kind of funny that is functionally distinct from bigotry and why some of his phrasing choices are super awful.